Brent,
I just had a second to check out your funny article from The Onion. So true!
I have childhood friend in my Facebook account and her status updates are generally 6-9 sentences long. They normally contain a few unrelated topics and for some reason, she likes to group them together in one post. I've gotten to the point where I never read her status updates anymore because they are too long. And I notice she rarely gets comments so I would bet others feel the same way. We have taken fast food mentality to a new level! Geez!
Thanks for sharing!
Melissa