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Nov 17
2010

The Top 10 Things to be Thankful For as a Property Manager

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Back by popular demand....The Top 10 Things to be Thankful For as a Property Manager!  This was a hit last year, so I decided to post it again.  It includes some classics from last year as well as a few new ones!  Enjoy!

As we approach Thanksgiving and we ponder on what we have to be thankful for this year, I'm sure we're all thinking of our friends, our family, our health, etc. But with this crazy industry we work in, one where there's never a dull moment, there's a whole different meaning to the term "thankful." Here are the top 10 things you have to be thankful for this season when you're a property manager....

*disclaimer...this is meant to be humorous :)


10. Be thankful that you're fully staffed and that you don't have to work the weekends!

9. Be thankful that the police haven't been called to your property in over a month!

8. Be thankful that your regional manager is on vacation and you haven't heard from him ALL week!

7. Be thankful that you haven't had to take anyone to court this month!

6. Be thankful that all of your staff passed that "random" drug screening last week!

5. Be thankful you got 5 leases this week...and not a single one was declined!


4. Be thankful you haven't had any vendors calling your property this week trying to collect on that invoice that your corporate office "forgot" to pay!

3. Be thankful that your owner hasn't gone bankrupt and you still have a job!

2. Be thankful that half of your residents are out of town for the holidays and you don't have to listen to their whining about who's being loud, who's parked in the wrong parking space and who's leaving their trash outside of their door.

And the number 1 thing you have to be thankful for when you're a property manager this Thankgsiving.....

1. Be thankful that your maintenance tech on call didn't get drunk on Thanksgiving and can still respond to the emergency calls!


Morgan Oney, CAM
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