Topic: Okay, experts, how would you market this? :)

Okay, experts, how would you market this?

The morning sun will not wake them up

Is this a bedroom with a very small slit for a window? If so.....great for 2nd or 3rd shifters who sleep during the day or great for gamers....no glare no the screen!

I would take the slat off and place the frosted or stain glass window film over it. Market it as a unique stain glass feature.

An introverts dream apartment. “At least you won’t fall out, and no one is getting in that window” : a vertical “skylight”

It is a light-box to allow for natural light.

Energy efficient windows

An apartment offering a view of the world for the narrow-minded.

Great those that enjoy DND groups. Play castle with your friends in a live-action setting.

I have questions but....."room with a micro-window, great for focused lighting right where you need it." Millennials and Gen Z would definitely put it to use for selfies or Zoom calls. Can be used instead of a Glo Light, Or additional natural lighting when you're reading a book.

This is the perfect spot for a plants, no grow light needed all the vitamin d and nutrients from natural light! I have to say I love they zoom and selfie lighting idea!

People watch without getting caught!

My favorite part of the home. I love the unique access to minimal sunlight so it’s there when I need it. It’s so perfect for photographers, streamers(gamers), a screening room, and so much more. Let your creativity run wild in this space as the possibilities are endless!

Work third shift? I have the perfect apartment for you!

a little ray of sunshine

Custom blinds throughout

A decorative “peek a boo” window for added charm.

All the posh castles have an archers window. Your home, your castle, your archers window! How lucky of a find is this!!

I would remove the picture (and nail hole) on the left! And place a ficus tree in front of it!

Corner skylights!

Add the stained glass film. Make it a piece art.

A window to set your mind at ease, burglar free and teenagers can’t sneak out!

Conversation piece. Ask people why it’s there, act like you know, and they have to guess. Never tell them.

Guinness book of world record smallest panoramic window.

Slim shady

You see the apartment home comes with an ocean view and they really wanted to emphasize that view so they put in the perfect window.
So when they look out that window it is an view of the ocean alright but it's between two building and it's a mile away but hey it has an ocean view.

How has no one pointed out that this is obviously one of those arrow shooting windows like in castles?!?

Perfect for low light plants.

I actually had a tiny window view in a hotel I stayed at in Miami. When I arrived the front desk clerk asked me if I wanted to upgrade for free to a room with a view! I was like, sure...how lucky! Then I get to the room and the window was just like this one, Maybe a tiny bit wider, but still. And because it was the only window, the room was dark. I had to have all of the lights on during the day to be able to work. I laughed so hard about that!

Floor to ceiling windows lol

A stealthy embrasure, for that sense of security of your little castle you call home.

"Pooch Peep" space. My dog LOVES to stare out the window. This is the perfect opportunity for her to have her own little area to stare out of. Setup the dog bed nearby and pretend this is on purpose. For cats, install a floating shelf and let the kitties do the same thing. ???? Animal lovers will love it lol.

I’d get some of that peel and stick window film and make it a stained glass bonus window!

Extra natural light

Sheetrock it and call it a day. Too hard to explain why it happened.

Omg this is cracking me up.
This could be a “natural spotlight” for your artwork on that wall lol

I wouldn’t. I’d leave it as a conversation piece. If they didn’t bring it up, then I’d use it as comic relief.

Theatre room with nearly no natural light!

Perfect for zooming. A small amount of natural light and no glare

Remove the blind and frost the window! We have a resident who frosted their window! Looks good and easily removed! It’s a plastic covering, patterned! I think he got it at Lowe’s!

Take the blind down and put shelves in it. Call it a plant post

I’d stand in front of it while I was touring the unit and pretend like it wasn’t there!