Topic: The best “why my rent was late” excuses

Tell me your best “why my rent was late” excuse.

Mine: “I was hit in head with a baseball bat at food lion and they stole my rent”.

“My backpack got stolen”

Sorry it was my birthday and i got drunk
Crazy part is that she wrote this on an envelop and you can tell she was still drunk and paid her late fees.

I was robbed at gun point while putting my trash in the dumpster.
He made a false police report too.

Lmfao we have one tenant that is constantly late and we have a notepad of his excuses :D

“Sorry - I had a bump removed… but please don’t worry! It’s benign!”

“Sorry I just started a new job!” (Imagine my surprise when the next day he delivered my groceries to me and missed a ton of items lmao)

“Sorry my mom was really sick so I was out of town.”

(This is just a few of his excuses - we have many many more lmfao)

"I was hit by a semi" is probably my favorite. She was a serial late payer too. I told her it's incredible she's still alive and able to call on the first to say rent was going to be late! She also paid for several funerals, medical bills, and emergency pet surgeries

When I was leaving stop n shop after cashing check, someone ran out of the swamp, grabbed my purse and ran back into swamp. This person went so far as to file a police report, police reviewed video cameras-showed nothing!

“I was laid off because of COVID”. His bar is next door to my office. We watched him walk to work EVERY SINGLE DAY.

I felt lucky and gambled it all away

Had to buy a prom dress to go to prom with my younger boyfriend. She was in her 30’s

“You know I don’t get paid till the 5th.” Me: so why’d you sign a lease that said rent is late on the 4th? Are you okay with some ideas about money management? “I ain’t management, I work for a living. You need to remove those late fees (then he cussed me out and said our managers are all liars.” Me: Okay, here’s a NTV instead

“My cat ate my rent check.”

First, of all the resident always paid online and didn’t have a cat.

“You were away from your desk but I put the cash on your desk with a note so you’d know it was from me $900). You didn’t get it??”

"I just got a girlfriend, and man, they are expensive!".

I just moved in on the 15th and paid then how is rent due already

I just got back from vacation and needed food

I just got out of the hospital from alcohol posioning.

Sorry, December rent is going to be late. We spent it at BestBuy shopping on Black Friday.

My favorite is at Christmas when they tell me they’re going to be late and then in the same breath ask to pick up their 15 amazon packages.

My best one was this month. And a 100% valid reason rather than an excuse. His ex girlfriend carjacked him, stole his wallet...and ran him over...With his own damned car. And then told him to stop overreacting and to get over it. Wow.

“I got robbed at McDonald’s because I had it in all cash even though I know y’all don’t take cash”

I hit a moo cow on a back road and had to buy a new ride.

working too many hours didn't have time to pick up money order, bank lost $2500.00 cashiers check in mail and no way to track it, all same tenant during beginning of COVID

“Y’all weren’t open”
“Sir, it’s the 20th. It’s been two weeks since the day it was late”
“Well the office was closed, so…”

"I had to take my family to Disney World."

"I'm just really bad at budgeting." Hey, at least she was honest...

I can’t pay my rent. I’m going on a cruise, do you expect me to go on vacation with no spending money?

"It's my birthday month and I celebrate ALL month"

I left it on the back of the toilet at the casino and when I went back it was gone.

I had family in town and they wanted to hang out on the strip. You know how family is.
This is Vegas afterall.

I really like this one and it’s totally believable and sweet. Hope she had a good time with her date.