I imagine it'd be "ouch"!

The worst job interview was right after I escaped from my extremely abusive marriage. 
The shop owner kept asking me extremely intrusive questions that I did not realize were illegal at the time. 
1. Are you planning on having any more babies? Oh, you're a single mom, is the dad even in the picture?
3. Why are you divorced now? "Oh, but did he really abuse you"? 

His shop ended up closing shortly after that interview.

I was asked if I planned on 1.  having any children. 2. Getting married anytime soon.  This is why the owner of the property should leave matters like this to someone qualified.  I almost dropped when I heard these questions, but the worst of all was when a *pending* PM(had not taken over my property yet) asked if I liked the size of his p—-s!!!  As he dropped his pants in the closed office.  I wanted to keep my job when the sale of property went through and was much younger, afraid, nervous-so many things.  I LIED.  Agreed with the creep.  This was over 20 years ago.  I found out later it was his MO; he did this to girls and women who were in danger of losing their jobs as their property’s were selling.

After initially being shocked about being asked this question, I responded that I would not have stood in line with 50 people waiting inside the bank in the first place! ;)

Kick the guy till he fell, then kick his jaw and head till he was not moving, then grab the gun and shoot his thumbs off. Why? How did you handle the situation?

I was recently asked this question in an interview. 
If you were standing in line at the bank among 50 other people, and a masked gunman barged inside and only shot you in the arm, what would the first thoughts in your mind be?