What training would you make MANDATORY for every resident before move-in-- WRONG ANSWERS ONLY!

What training would you make MANDATORY for every resident before move-in-- WRONG ANSWERS ONLY!
 

How to live in an apartment for 6 months and only pay the 1st month.

How to consider the lease only as a suggestion and not a binding contract unless it benefits you.

Mary Sannwald Hood yes! We did not renew a residents lease when it came up this month. He moved in a girlfriend (unapproved occupant), and she brought her 3 cats with her (over the limit of one, and no animal deposit and no monthly fee). Then he could not figure out why we would not renew his lease; says he has nowhere to go. We "suggest" you go with the girlfriend and her 3 cats wherever they land.

How to park in your neighbor's spot, or any other spot open that is closest to your apartment.

After 5 emails, 2 notices through your door, 4 calls and 4 texts…yep. You’re right. Here, you can always use the excuse that since you didn’t know, therefore you’re right. 😝

You must always enter the office ready for your verbal assault of the staff! 😁

A non-working dishwasher is an emergency.

Keep calling the office because nobody has called you back since you last called 30 seconds ago.

How to take batteries out of a smoke detector 101…

How to walk your dog regularly in public space and leave fragrant deposits behind so all of your neighbors can enjoy Fido as much as you do!

Wait... wrong answers only?...
The guide to "How to flood your home and neighbors and not have insurance"

You must never, ever put your trash in the dumpster, but rather right next to it.

How to grow weed in your apartment.

That a/c filter is good for 1 year !

How to fix your outlets with a fork!

How to make a better living by stealing community power with an extension cord... for the use of your whole apartment.

How to write a response to a Demand going to Court filled with how we were rude to the unauthorized wife and child by suggesting they didn't live there, and that the head of household owed rent.

How to hide your pets from the maintenance man: 7 clever places to stick a litter box.

5 Unique Ways to Say "I didn't read my lease."

How to Complain About Maintenance Without Submitting a Request!!