Apartment sellers: “You should pay a super high price because the property is within walking distance to a grocery store”
Stewart: Look, we just don't allow satellite dishes to be installed, they don't look good, and the installers always damage the roof or the brick.
Satellite Dish Installer:
There are 2 things I love, The Office and Property Management Memes, I never thought this day would come, but my life is perfect now.
Stewart: Rich take it easy on the new guy, it’s hard to hire right now, don’t have him do anything to difficult or gross in his first week, we want him to stick around.
Stewart: Rich, how is the new guy? Send me some photos.
In Property Management, there are some ground rules, some guiding principles, fair housing and other laws, but the most important thing you need to know going in, is under no circumstances ever open the abandoned parking lot cooler.