A unique plumbing repair in the ceiling by the previous owner found today in our most recent acquisition.

Joys of Sunday morning Property Management: "Hi my neighbor and I share a porch and they have been storing a dead deer on it for like the last 2 weeks. Can you ask them to move it? Oh by the way, here is a picture"

 

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Property Manager: Stewart what should I do about this resident who didn’t pay for their electric running a extension cord to the outlet on our common meter?
Stewart: Before we get to that, let’s talk about why there is an orange on the floor.

Lets talk cabinets and kitchen design! The first picture is of the absolutely horrible enclosed kitchen that we have in many very large apartments at one of our new acquisitions. The living room and dining room touching the kitchen is very large. The 2nd pictures is after demolition, a blank canvas if you will. The rest of the pictures are rendering and blue prints of our first proposed design. The key is space for a dishwasher and having at...Lets talk cabinets and kitchen design! The first picture is of the absolutely horrible enclosed kitchen that we have in many very large apartments at one of our new acquisitions. The living room and dining room touching the kitchen is very large. The 2nd pictures is after demolition, a blank canvas if you will. The rest of the pictures are rendering and blue prints of our first proposed design. The key is space for a dishwasher and having at least space for 2 people to eat at the island bar top. What do you think! Suggestions for improving the design please! Show more

Apartment sellers: “You should pay a super high price because the property is within walking distance to a grocery store”
Their property:

Stewart: Look, we just don't allow satellite dishes to be installed, they don't look good, and the installers always damage the roof or the brick.
Satellite Dish Installer:

There are 2 things I love, The Office and Property Management Memes, I never thought this day would come, but my life is perfect now.

Stewart: Rich take it easy on the new guy, it’s hard to hire right now, don’t have him do anything to difficult or gross in his first week, we want him to stick around.
Stewart: Rich, how is the new guy? Send me some photos.
Rich:

In Property Management, there are some ground rules, some guiding principles, fair housing and other laws, but the most important thing you need to know going in, is under no circumstances ever open the abandoned parking lot cooler.