"A tenant today asked me to drive them to the party store to get a money order so they could pay their rent. I drove them and waited outside, they were taking awhile so I went in to see what was up. The guy working the counter said the tenant came in the party store and then ran out the back of the party store." - Beal leasing agent Lol. Property Management. Lol. She got us good.

Need suggestions!

Need ideas for how we can set up this space for large packages. All 4 walls have mailboxes. We do have package lockers below the mailboxes and on one wall. They can only be used by USPS. The table is moveable and USPS uses the table when they are distributing mail. The room is about 12'x15'. The table does not give a mouth clearance if turned the other way.

Property Management is Wild!

Resident in #3: There is a snake in my house!

Stewart: How could this be? A snake? Are you sure

Resident in #3: Come and get it right now or I am burning this house down!

Stewart: Woah woah, hold up, we will come check it out

Stewart: Hello resident in #2 are you missing your snake, I think it’s in #3

Resident in #2: I used to have snake but it died, I don’t have it any more.

Stewart: Well it didn’t die, it’s...Property Management is Wild!

Resident in #3: There is a snake in my house!

Stewart: How could this be? A snake? Are you sure

Resident in #3: Come and get it right now or I am burning this house down!

Stewart: Woah woah, hold up, we will come check it out

Stewart: Hello resident in #2 are you missing your snake, I think it’s in #3

Resident in #2: I used to have snake but it died, I don’t have it any more.

Stewart: Well it didn’t die, it’s alive and well in a box at my house.

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I would like to share what I have done during Christmas in the past. We adopt a nursing home, maybe one of the lesser high end ones. Then we ask residents for donations and of course we donate as well. We work out a date to deliver, dressed accordingly lol, even the resident come along.

I can tell you it’s one of the most rewarding things I have ever done. Several times we were the only visitors all year for some. Ask the directors for gift...I would like to share what I have done during Christmas in the past. We adopt a nursing home, maybe one of the lesser high end ones. Then we ask residents for donations and of course we donate as well. We work out a date to deliver, dressed accordingly lol, even the resident come along.

I can tell you it’s one of the most rewarding things I have ever done. Several times we were the only visitors all year for some. Ask the directors for gift suggestions. Simple things they need, socks, blankets, throws, etc. Guess I am starting to feel the season spirit a bit early.
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This is neat. Our realtor used ChatGPT to create a coloring book-style picture of our rental that we are selling. How could you all see this working for apartments?

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There are numerous outstanding smart lock and technology software companies available. My community currently utilizes smart locks, but we are interested in exploring additional providers that can integrate with our existing hardware once our contract concludes. We would like to secure the best rates and maximize our ROI. What are your recommendations for companies you love, as well as those you would advise against?

What part of "Youve been evicted" don't you understand?

Truth - Maxwell Apartment: The Coffee Brand That Moved Out of the House!
Maxwell House has officially rebranded itself as Maxwell Apartment. Why? Because, according to the company, “Nobody can afford a house anymore.”

The new slogan?
“Good to the last sip… as long as your landlord doesn’t raise the rent.”

Why the Change?
Executives explained that the name “Maxwell House” felt outdated in today’s economy. “We wanted to stay relatable,” said a...Truth - Maxwell Apartment: The Coffee Brand That Moved Out of the House!
Maxwell House has officially rebranded itself as Maxwell Apartment. Why? Because, according to the company, “Nobody can afford a house anymore.”

The new slogan?
“Good to the last sip… as long as your landlord doesn’t raise the rent.”

Why the Change?
Executives explained that the name “Maxwell House” felt outdated in today’s economy. “We wanted to stay relatable,” said a spokesperson while sipping a latte in a 300-square-foot studio apartment. “Our customers aren’t buying houses they’re negotiating for a closet with a window.”

New Flavors for the Modern Renter
- Studio Roast – Comes in a single-serving packet because that’s all you have room for.

- Roommate Blend – Twice the caffeine, because Karen’s cat kept you up all night.

- Landlord’s Special – Bitter, with a hint of resentment.
Packaging Upgrade

The iconic coffee can is now shaped like a stack of moving boxes. Each one comes with a free roll of bubble wrap because you’ll probably be moving again in six months.

What’s Next?
- Rumors suggest other brands may follow suit:
- Folgers Loft
- Starbucks Shared Workspace Edition
- Dunkin’ Duplex

Please take my satirical take on this real-life event in good humor, it’s all meant in jest. Wishing everyone a great day!

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